"Perhaps one of
the most interesting words in the English language today, is the
word fuck. Of all the English words beginning with f, fuck is
the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the
one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure,
hate and love. Fuck, as most of the other words in English, has
arrived from Germany. Fuck from German's "fliechen"
which mean to strike. In English, fuck folds into many grammatical
categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked
Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley fucks".
It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective
such as; John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb;
"Shirley talks too fucking much", as an adverb enhancing
an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun; "I
don't give a fuck". As part of a word: "abso-fucking-lutely"
or "in-fucking-credible". Or as almost every word in
a sentence: "fuck the fucking fuckers!". As you must
realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as
the word fuck,as in these examples used as the following words;
- fraud: "I got fucked"
- trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now"
- dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
- aggresion: "don't fuck with me, buddy!"
- difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question"
- inquery: "who the fuck was that?"
- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on
here"
- incompetence: "he's a fuck-off!"
- dismissal: "why don't you go outside and fuck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be
offended when you use the word?
Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say
it loudly and proudly:
FUCK YOU!" |